早晨瑜伽zao chen yu jia




Okay, everyone is ready?
How about bass?
How about guitar?
Backing vocal?
(Ah)

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare your body.

早上起來刷刷牙
Zao shang qi lai shua shua ya
對面姑娘在澆花
Dui mian gu niang zai jiao hua
我跟她 Say hello(Say hello)
Wo gen ta Say hello(Say hello)

她身材非常 Hot
Ta shen cai fei chang Hot
完勝小澤瑪莉亞
Wan sheng xiao ze ma li ya
I say 3Q God(Thank you God)

男人誰能不愛她
Nan ren shui neng bu ai ta
不吃辣也能吃辣
Bu chi la ye neng chi la
雪白修長的雙腿
Xue bai xiu chang de shuang tui
性感無邊短頭髮
Xing gan wu bian duan tou fa

屁股飛天翹
Pi gu fei tian qiao
黃金比例太妖嬌
Huang jin bi li tai yao qiao
林志玲出場也會狼狽落荒而逃
Lin zhi ling chu chang ye hui lang bei luo huang er tao

她換上緊身衣
Ta huan shang jin shen yi
笑出個大漣漪
Xiao chu ge da lian yi
雙腿張開還給我個神秘的微笑
Shuang tui zhang kai huan gei wo ge shen mi de wei xiao

別想太多只是在做運動
Bie xiang tai duo zhi shi zai zuo yun dong

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
One More zhuan shen shuai fa dun xia qu
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Two More shen shou zhang tui la la jin
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Three More tai jiao ang shou dou shi xi
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy
Four More xiang han lin li So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House
Fu di ting shen In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House
Lao po bu zai In Da House

Okay everybody, now we going to the lesson two, lesson two, is all about, YOGA

(Ah Ah )

姑娘性感做瑜伽
Gu niang xing gan zuo yu jia
對面我開滿心花
Dui mian wo kai man xin hua
就跟她 Say bravo(Say bravo)
Jiu gen ta Say bravo(Say bravo)

我的體態不算差
Wo de ti tai bu suan cha
只是肚子有點大
Zhi shi du zi you dian da
She say oh my gosh(Say OMG)

我就像一個傻瓜
Wo jiu xiang yi ge sha gua
口水留下一大灘
Kou shui liu xia yi da tan
開始幻想如果我是妳的啊拿答
Kai shi huan xiang ru guo wo shi ni de a na da

雙人做瑜伽
Shuang ren zai yu jia
你在上呀我在下
Ni zai shang ya wo zai xia
到最後會不會做出一個胖娃娃
Dao zui hou hui bu hui zuo chu yi ge pang wa wa

我換上緊身衣 忍不住笑咪咪
Wo huan shang jin shen yi ren bu zhu xiao mi mi
雙腿劈開下面傳來撕裂的聲音
Shuang tui pi kai xia mian chuan lai si lie de sheng yin

運動前請記得做 Warm up
Yun dong qian qing ji de zuo Warm up

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
One More zhuan shen shuai fa dun xia qu
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Two More shen shou zhang tui la la jin
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Three More tai jiao ang shou dou shi xi
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy
Four More xiang han lin li So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House
Fu di ting shen In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House
Lao po bu zai In Da House

Go slow, a little to the left, make you some watch you get.
Bend low, and catch a breath, we're going for the stretch.
Lean back, expose your crack, hold on, to the sec,
That's right, you're doing fine, I'm do you over time.

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
One More zhuan shen shuai fa dun xia qu
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Two More shen shou zhang tui la la jin
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Three More tai jiao ang shou dou shi xi
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy
Four More xiang han lin li So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House
Fu di ting shen In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
Yang wo qi zuo In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
Xing gan shen dun In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
Tong ku la jin In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House
Lao po bu zai In Da House

Gentlemen, be careful of your wife.



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